The Introduction

Man's best friend is dog.

Woman's? Diamonds.

You can call me Endal. If you've got a pork sword dangling between your unshaven legs, this is the forum for you.

DogsAndDiamonds has one purpose: To pinch loaves of prodigious size and quantity squarely onto the chests, voluminous or otherwise, of bitches. This is not to say that I hate women - all women are not bitches. Bitches are not necessarily women. But, to be frank, some things just need to be said.

Here's to saying them.

-Endal